Gosh Harry!

Another little splash of Potter:

Harry Potter and:

• the New Cell Mate
• the Office Romance
• the Coloured Gentleman
• the Board of Directors
• the Sweet Smell of Success
• the Chart Toppers
• the 20 Inch Chrome Rims
• the Dirty Weekend
• the Paris Catwalk Collection
• the Manhattan Brunch
  

Potter!

More adventures for Harry.
Harry Potter and...

• the State Trooper
• the Fillet O' Fish
• the Stupid Bitch
• the Brand New Shoes
• the Naughty Wizard
• New York's Finest
  
• the 3 Mexicans
• the Import Bride
• the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
• the Designer Jeans
• the Sub-woofer of Doom
• the Flat-Top Fade
• the Tube Sock
• the Soft, Soft Hands
• the Dot Com Boom
• the Manbitch
• the Prescription Lenses
• the Best Bear Hug
• the Satin Negligee
• the Teenage Workout
• the GTI Turbo
• the Wand of Romance
• the Bumper Box of Kleenex
• the Magic Johnson
• the Char-grilled Patty
• the Golden Flakes
• the Cherry on Top
• the Cornucopia of Plenty
• All the Trimmings

I will personally be writing to Ms Rollins ASAP (soon).

Harry Potter and...

After a massive hiatus we are back up in this mother for real.
Guess I'll get the ball rolling with another list - this time some proposed sequels for the Harry Potter series:

Harry Potter and...

• the Hairy Chest
• the Long Walk Home
• the Nice Slice
• the Virtual Boy™
• the Rolodex of Fate
• the Chamber of Fondles
• the Sack of Shit
• the Artist Formerly Known as Prince
• the Switch Hitter
• the Red Hot Unit
• the Pussy Magnet

I am seriously considering an all lists site at this point...

Team Be-Hot

We have our fair share of freaks at the school but it is probably one of the newer recruits that takes the biscuit. This gentleman always rocks up to class in a bright orange bomber jacket and is covered in grime. The first time I met him he had a sports bag full of toys and a hard hat with him. Last week he really dressed to impress with a massive diamond-encrusted star of David over his bomber jacket and a wierd kind of loin cloth over his trousers. He informed me that between his manual labour work he had been to church that day.

The key point to his whole look is the metal label on his flight jacket which reads like so:

Flying Corps

"SELECTED"

Fight for liberty and win it

CHIEF MARSHAL

TEAM BE-HOT

Label issued by Be-Hot

Need I say more.

Advice

Today I received the following mail. I had completely forgotten about all that jewelry that I ordered and it sounds like I'm in trouble with the credit card company for not paying up.
What do you think I should do?

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Dear Customer,

We are unable to obtain payment from the credit card on file for your JewelryAdviser account. Your credit card companyreturned the following error to us:

The Overdraft Exceed

Please contact your credit card company to resolve this matter, or log into youraccount now to change your credit cardinformation.
(See your account details as well as the transaction details in the attachment)

Order details:
Date: Dec 12, 2006
Order number is: 78034

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Now in your cart 2 items:

14K White Gold Blue Topaz Teardrop-Shaped & Diamond Earrings $149.50
14K White Gold Journey Diamond Graduated Bezel Set Pendant $450.00

FedEx International Shipping (including VAT) $135.20
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Total: $734.70

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter, and for being a member ofthe world's leading jewelers shop service.

Sincerely,
Jewelry Adviser Billing Service.

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I have heard about some hoax mails going around, but the grammar in this mail is impeccable so I'm pretty convinced it's the "real deal".
Any advice most welcome.

Shreddin'

Going snowboarding so thought I'd get myself a board:



Everyone's going to be mad jealous.

2econd Helping

More treats for the peeps:

• Doppleganger Twins
• Squitters & Chunks: Cops on the Run
• Mega Spicy Space Station
• REAL Video Game 5
• The Gymnasium Affair
• Skin Tight Justice
• Hot Inferno
• Bred for Violence
• Massive Impact
• Toot! Toot! You're Dead!
• Dummy Cops 3: No Time for Dribbling
• Fight Pit: Trophy of Blood