The Darkness
There are certain words that should never appear together in a sentence, like "Sexy" and "Tards". However in Japan these rules appear not to apply. A case in point emerged this week on a TV show that made my colleagues and I want to break things.
The latest pop idol over here is the extremely filthy Koda Kumi who always looks like she is covered in man grease. The Japanese coined a new phrase to describe this delightful lady, "Ero-Kawaii", meaning something close to cute but erotic.
So here is where things go very wrong.
Koda Kumi is invited to host a contest to decide who is the most Cute Erotic dancer.
The only catch is that all the competitors are kids!
Cute Erotic Kids - 3 words I NEVER want to see together again.
For the love of God.
posted by FLEX @ 1:13 PM
2 Comments:
THREE words I don't ever wanna hear in the same sentence:
pancakes, ejaculate and beddybye.
Such is the tragic reality of Japan. For a slag like Koda Kumi, I can see putting the 2 together. I actually think she's kinda hot, although the covered in man-grease description can't be far from reality.
But the aforementioned 3 word combo which I can't even bring myself to type lest I become violently ill...
just unacceptable.
I'm actually too upset to come up with a witty/nasty 3 word combo...
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