His's and Hers's
Let's give this thread a whirl.
My take on the whole perfume/cologne thing is that the name of the scent is supposed to
convey the desired attributes of those who wear them. With this in mind and to turn things
on their head, I give you my Fall/Winter scent line-up of undesirable and sometimes
desireable attributes.
For the Men:
Cajones
Bracing windz
Steel Rod
Furry Peaches
express liquidation
Pipe cleaner at work
Interupted Innocence
Coconuts for Hire
Soft and tender
For the Ladies:
Sexplicit
Closed for business
Slut-o-saurus
Cash for slash (going to hell for that one)
Can't get no Satisfaction
Nubilion
B-I-A-T-C-H
Saggy bags
Juicy melons
i really AM old enough by deluSIonal
posted by Dick Tator @ 10:26 PM
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Good to see you back up in this mother Dick. How are things for you over the sea?
I'll have to write something myself pretty soon...
Things are starting to get into a routine in my old furusato. No job, limited cash, yet I'm still jet-ing around like crazy. Was in Toronto for a few days last week, gonna hit up Las Vegas for a Bachelor party x2 at the end of this month, then hopping another plane to visit some relies halfway across the country. All this before 2 weddings in Sept/Oct. SO, when I'm gonna have time to really find some work is a bit of a mystery...
But I'm taking full advantage of my parents recently installed hot-tub in our backyard!
pEaCe!
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